GEOGRAPHY - JOKES
Teacher: Where is the English Channel?
Pupil: I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up
Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?
Pupil: Dead?, I didn't even know he was sick!
"It's clear" said the teacher, "That you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse?" "Well, my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"
Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were.
Mother: Well next time remember where you put things!
Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
What are the small rivers that run into the Nile?
The juve-niles!
Teacher: What are the Great Plains?
Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16!
Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?
Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile!
Teacher: Name an animal that lives in Lapland!
Pupil: A reindeer
Teacher: Good, now name another.
Class: Another reindeer!
The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude...?"
After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."
Teacher asked George: how can you prove the earth is round?
George replied: I can't. Besides, I never said it was.
Teacher : What is further away, Australia or the Moon ?
Pupil : Australia, you can see the Moon at night !
Teacher : Why does you geography exam have a big zero over it.
Pupil : It's not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead !
Teacher : What is an island ?
Pupil : A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.
Teacher :On one side ?
Pupil : Yes, on top !
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Teacher: Where is the English Channel?
Pupil: I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up
Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?
Pupil: Dead?, I didn't even know he was sick!
"It's clear" said the teacher, "That you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse?" "Well, my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"
Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were.
Mother: Well next time remember where you put things!
Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
What are the small rivers that run into the Nile?
The juve-niles!
Teacher: What are the Great Plains?
Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16!
Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?
Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile!
Teacher: Name an animal that lives in Lapland!
Pupil: A reindeer
Teacher: Good, now name another.
Class: Another reindeer!
The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude...?"
After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."
Teacher asked George: how can you prove the earth is round?
George replied: I can't. Besides, I never said it was.
Teacher : What is further away, Australia or the Moon ?
Pupil : Australia, you can see the Moon at night !
Teacher : Why does you geography exam have a big zero over it.
Pupil : It's not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead !
Teacher : What is an island ?
Pupil : A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.
Teacher :On one side ?
Pupil : Yes, on top !
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