Thursday, September 1, 2011

JOKES FOR CHILDREN

             Laughter is the best medicine. It is found to lower blood pressure, reduce stress hormones, increase muscle flexion and boost immune functions. . Have you ever noticed how relaxed and good you feel after laughing at a funny joke? So, here is a collection of some clean and enjoyable jokes for innocent and lovable children . Read them and enjoy.------


An elementary school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school.
"If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I will promise not to believe everything your child says happens at home. 

Teacher: How can we get some clean water?
Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it.

A: Meet my new born brother.
B: Oh, he is so handsome! What's his name?
A: I don't know. I can't understand a word he says.

Q: What do you call a hippie's wife?
A: Mississippi.

Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
A: A blackboard.

The teacher speaking to a student said, "Sam, name two pronouns."
Sam who suddenly woke up, said, "Who, me?"

Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it?
Student: Obviously it is the past tense.

Q: What is orange and sounds like parrot?
A: A carrot

Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors?
A: A piano.

Q: What has 6 eyes but can't see?
A: 3 blind mice

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No idea.(No-eye deer)

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