Laughter is the best medicine. It is found to lower blood pressure, reduce stress hormones, increase muscle flexion and boost immune functions. . Have you ever noticed how relaxed and good you feel after laughing at a funny joke? So, here is a collection of some clean and enjoyable jokes for innocent and lovable children . Read them and enjoy.------
An elementary school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school.
"If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I will promise not to believe everything your child says happens at home.
Teacher: How can we get some clean water?
Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it.
A: Meet my new born brother.
B: Oh, he is so handsome! What's his name?
A: I don't know. I can't understand a word he says.
Q: What do you call a hippie's wife?
A: Mississippi.
Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
A: A blackboard.
The teacher speaking to a student said, "Sam, name two pronouns."
Sam who suddenly woke up, said, "Who, me?"
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it?
Student: Obviously it is the past tense.
Q: What is orange and sounds like parrot?
A: A carrot
Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors?
A: A piano.
Q: What has 6 eyes but can't see?
A: 3 blind mice
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No idea.(No-eye deer)
An elementary school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school.
"If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I will promise not to believe everything your child says happens at home.
Teacher: How can we get some clean water?
Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it.
A: Meet my new born brother.
B: Oh, he is so handsome! What's his name?
A: I don't know. I can't understand a word he says.
Q: What do you call a hippie's wife?
A: Mississippi.
Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
A: A blackboard.
The teacher speaking to a student said, "Sam, name two pronouns."
Sam who suddenly woke up, said, "Who, me?"
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it?
Student: Obviously it is the past tense.
Q: What is orange and sounds like parrot?
A: A carrot
Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors?
A: A piano.
Q: What has 6 eyes but can't see?
A: 3 blind mice
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No idea.(No-eye deer)
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