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HOMEWORK - JOKES
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: Our puppy toilet trained on it
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: My little sister ate it!
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I put it in a safe, but lost the combination!
Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems?
Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?"
The little girl replied, "My homework."
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HOMEWORK - JOKES
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: Our puppy toilet trained on it
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: My little sister ate it!
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I put it in a safe, but lost the combination!
Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems?
Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?"
The little girl replied, "My homework."
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